Satire

May 5, 2025

“SEPTA Was Delayed” (and Other Lies I Told My Teacher When I Was Late to Advisory This Week…)
May 5, 2025

Shocking Scientific Study: Central Runs on Coffee
May 5, 2025

Energy Drink Ratings
May 5, 2025

Chill, Eagles, Chill
May 5, 2025

BREAKING: “Super Senior Syndrome” Virus Strikes Central High School, Causing Students to Work Harder Than Ever Before
May 5, 2025

Caffeine-Infused Gas Leak
May 5, 2025

Central Turns Into The Wild West In The Tarte Showdown of ‘24
May 5, 2025

Illness Running Through Central!
May 5, 2025

Central High School’s Human Snack-Jam: One Student Becomes Human Obstacle
May 5, 2025

2025 Senior Superlatives: The Most Important Vote Since The Presidential Election