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June 10, 2025

To 285, With a Grain (or A Lot of Salt)
June 10, 2025

284’s Guide To The College Process
June 10, 2025

Introducing the 285 Blood Drive Co-Chairs
June 10, 2025

Central’s Stray: Lance the Cat
May 5, 2025

“SEPTA Was Delayed” (and Other Lies I Told My Teacher When I Was Late to Advisory This Week…)
May 5, 2025

Shocking Scientific Study: Central Runs on Coffee
May 5, 2025

Energy Drink Ratings
May 5, 2025

Chill, Eagles, Chill
May 5, 2025

BREAKING: “Super Senior Syndrome” Virus Strikes Central High School, Causing Students to Work Harder Than Ever Before
May 5, 2025

Caffeine-Infused Gas Leak