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By: Sharon M. Emdin, Fellow Homework Fanatic After much protest from students, President Davis has now officially made more homework a requirement. Now, we can finally spend all night doing homework, just like we wanted! After the pandemic hit, homework wasn’t the same anymore. Teachers got weak, but students craved more; more time studying, more… Continue reading Central Students Celebrate as They’re Finally Getting More Homework!

By: Andrew Row, Central conspiracy theorist As the influence of AI grows, with homework helpers like ChatGPT, the world has begun to question what relationship humanity should have with artificial intelligence. The question of whether AI can gain its own consciousness, uncontrolled by humans, has been pondered by scientists and sci-fi authors alike for generations,… Continue reading Robotics kids make MEGAN

By: Natalie Margasak 284 (Lost Lavatory Loiterer) and Georgia Wahl 284 (Stressed Stall Sitter) Students often seek refuge from the hectic halls of Central in one of its many bathroom stalls. They offer an escape from the din of the lunchroom, a relief from the drone of your teacher, and a space to release more than… Continue reading Central’s Backrooms

By Fareeha Alam and Atoishy Dayve, Essay Acers Procrastinating is a strength that will help you succeed in anything you do in life. Every Central student is bound for success and procrastination is a necessary tool that many students use. When procrastinating, one’s analytical and critical thinking skills are put to the test which is… Continue reading 5 Reasons Why You Should Write Essays at the Last Minute

By Youcef Samaoui, 282; You’re burnt out. I’m on fire.  In social emotional learning, I learned to be a human. It started with learning to meditate. Then, I learned to be mindful. I would close my eyes and hear everyone’s squirming guts. I would open my eyes and see everyone’s pores. I would see overgrown… Continue reading My Social Emotional Learning

By: Yocheng Li (285) A new president has joined Central: Oscar! As we know, the new President  has implemented new rules for attendance ineligibility and not many people are taking a liking to it. The mascot, Griddles, promised to make a difference as the head of student voice. He said that he would try to… Continue reading Attendance Ineligibility

By: Cierra Lyles As a junior of Central High school, I have the pleasure to experience the exhilaration that comes with Physical Education class. I myself am top of Mr. Freeland’s class, with 50 push-ups in one minute and a 96 on the pacer test. I have also gotten a 110 in every activity we… Continue reading Why Central should implement AP Physical Education

By: Ophelia’s biggest fan As some may know, this year’s spring play has been canceled due to, in Shakespearean fashion, a tragedy of logistics: auditorium availability. Luckily, the theatre department did not miss a beat and got to work right away on an alternative approach to the performance arts: Shakespeare in the Parking Lot. Self-explanatory… Continue reading Shakespeare in the Park(ing lot)

By: Jacky Hanc (283) Silly Goose #1, Edison Lin (283) Silly Goose #2 From 8:00 am to 8:53 am, a daily rotation of students at Central High School are blessed with an open advisory period. During this time, each student in the student body dedicates their time solely to harnessing their unique strengths. While many… Continue reading Y’all Thought We’re Lazy?

By Adelaide McGlothlin (284) Rodent Reporter If you happened to be walking past the front of Central’s entrance one fine February day, you might have had the pleasure of witnessing a silvery, brush-like tail whip out of sight into a vent in the exterior of the building. It’s no secret that Central is home to… Continue reading Central’s Rodent Population is Exploding, Surpassing Student Numbers